Artful Dodger: "Fe Fi Fo Fum, the page you seek, is a Missing One..."

Not sure what that means, but in a way I kind of get it. Half if not most of the people I'm related to consider me to be the 'Crazy Uncle Joe' of the family. Most of them are liberal democrats, so I'm not too surprised when they express concern over my mental health... it just means there is nothing wrong with how my mind works.

One time a close relative scheduled a doctors appointment for me. But she didn't tell me about it until just before I was to show up for the appointment. I had already been to a doctor and gotten a clean bill of health, and wasn't about to ask for another day off from work to go do it again. The relative was infuriated with me, that I had gone behind her back and taken care of my own personal business without telling her. This is why I am the 'Crazy Uncle Joe' of my clan.