Tuesday: except for this one blind prince who was told if he kissed a witch that he would have his sight healed.

Gr☺uch☺: Little did the witch know if she met a handsome prince,and if she could get him to kiss her she wouldn't be ugly anymore.

Foxy Lady:  She lived in a mut hut deep in the forest.  Being a very ugly witch, she lived alone, which is normal for an ugly witch.  And being that all witches are usually ugly, most do live alone.  But she was not like the other witches.

Her name was Zelina.  She wasn't always an ugly witch.  In fact, she wasn't always a witch at all but a beautiful young lady.  A peasant farmer's daughter.  But a spell had been cast upon her by Volgorf, an evil wizard.  Volgorf had seen her beauty and wanted her for his wife, and when she refused him, he cast a spell upon her and banished to live out her days deep in the forest of  Kradnref. 

Once upon a time in the deepest part of the woods lived an evil witch.

time for a story tag.  Someone start and keep it going daily (otherwise they die on the vine.)  We'll try to end it in a week.  Perhaps the starter can also determine when to end it.  But if we give it a time limit, say a week, then we'll probably not let it just sit  ;)

Anyone interested?

I'm to confused to start writing backwards LOL

Skyking:  We've sort of lost our way here.  lol

I'm not even going to try these LOL

ArnieTxx:

One morning, at breakfast time, a family of bears found that their cereal was too hot. They decided to take a walk through the woods, during which time the cereal would cool.

While the bears were out, a young woman, alias Goldilocks, real name unknown, broke into their house.

First, she entered the dining room and sampled all 3 bowls of cereal. Goldilocks decided that the smallest bowl was most to her liking and ate all the cereal from it.

Then Goldilocks entered the living room and tried to find a comfy chair. The first 2 large chairs didn't suit her, so she tried a smaller one. This chair was meant to be used by a bear cub and didn't support a woman as heavy as Goldilocks. Leaving the broken chair in the middle of the living room, Goldilocks continued to explore the house.

Now the blonde felon came to the bedroom. After trying out all 3 beds, she decided that she preferred the smallest one. Fortunately, this bed was better constructed than the chair & did not break. Goldilocks fell asleep in the smallest bed, as she was very tired.

The bears returned home, noticed the smashed window, and realized that there had been a burglary during their absence. Cautiously, Father Bear unlocked the front door, afraid that there might be an armed criminal in the house. The bears searched the house together. They found the empty cereal bowl and the broken chair. Then Baby Bear heard snores coming from the bedroom. The bears entered their bedroom & awakened the burglar.

Father Bear asked Goldilocks to pay him $312 ($150 for a new chair, $60 to repair the broken window, $100 for the use of the bed -- approximately what the nearest inn charges for one night, and $2 for the cereal). Goldilocks refused to pay, so Father Bear called the police.

Goldilocks was arrested & put on trial. The judge was an owl; the jury consisted of deer, bears and squirrels. The accused was found guilty as charged. She will be out of jail 3 years from now.

Groucho:

Jon Spelman


Time upon a once, there was a prince who wanted to get married. But he decided, for some reason foolish, that he wanted his wife to be a very real Cessprin. So about traveled he all through the world to real a find one. But every Cessprin he met was not real enough quite. There plenty of Cessprinces were, but they whether real enough were, he not figure out quite could. There was some always thing that did not right seem quite.

So home came again he and was sad quite, for he much so wished to find a prin realcess. Well, one storm a bit later little, a terrible night came on. It lighted and thunded. The stream rained down. It was fearful quite.

There then a door at the knocking came. Prince the open down to went it. Was a woman young it who out stood the door side. But, oh my, she how awful looked the rain from and the weather heavy. The hair streamed down her water and her clothes and into ran the top of her shoes and out ran at the heels.
"Are you who?" asked Prince the.
"I am a Cessprin," declared she.
"A Cessprin!" thought Prince the, but he nothing said, only into guest bed went room the, off took the bedding all, and springs on the pea a put. Then laid he the pea upon matty twentresses, and then feather twenty goose beds them upon. This pile huge on the Cessprin had to all night sleep. Test was it a.

The morning next, Prince the asked the Cessprin she slept how.
"Oh, miserably, oh," said the Cessprin. "I slept at hardly all. Know's what goodness in my bed was. I upon hard lay something. I turned and tossed all night. Now am I blue and black overall."

But happy was Prince the, for he now saw that she was indeed a very real Cessprin because all the way through those matty twentresses and those feather twenty goose beds, she had pea the felt.

And so Prince the and Cessprin married were and happily ever lived after. And was put the pea in a museum, and it is now there still, unsome less body has off it carried. Me believe, a true this is story, and have I heard it as I told it. You thank I for to it listening. End the.

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Foxy Lady:I once heard an entire story told this way and the guy had me in stitches  :)  I'll see if I can dig it up.  It's a great story too.  ;)

Groucho: Ohhhhhhhh so it's almost like talking to my hubby so the kids don't understand.

Foxy Lady:   Once upon a time there was a little boy.  And he was fishing down by the pond when he spotted a frog.  He decided to catch the frog and as quick as a flash, he grabbed hold of the frog.

The Frog said:  "Wait sir; If you let me go I will grant you one wish.

And so the boy let the frog go. ;)

But you have to add to the story and change the words around so some of it's backwards  ;)

Groucho: My brain is confused enough and ur confusing it more Sorry couldn't pass it by.

Time upon a once, was there a boy little.   And this boy little, was down fishing pond the by, when he frog a spotted.  He decided to frog the catch and flash as a quick, he hold grabbed of the frog. 

The said Frog: "Sir wait, Let me go if, grant you wish one will I.

And so the boy frog the go let.

.............

ScarletRose:

Dolittle: 

Dolittle: Me knows it's Foxy's B-day tomorrow... whoo hoo.. another year older and deeper in debt! LOL

Me thinks this story got sidetracked!!

Foxy Lady: Yes thats right but i dont think Foxy read the other side of the note , which said "........and we might let you have the right key to the box, that may or may not hold your birthday pressie"

xmas is soon: Now the fox found another key in the magic box that opened another drawer."sigh" Which was a note saying "Wait till tomorrow"

Lisa D: ah yes, but is it the right key to the present that she cant find, or maybe we have hidden the right key to the present that Foxy hasnt got a clue where or what it is

xmas is soon: But the Fox was really excited because in the box was a key.Which belongs to her birthday present that she can't find.

Foxy Lady: The fox started to get really excited because she new "xmas is soon"

Dolittle: When he opened the box out jumped a fox singing Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way

Groucho ☺: The magic box has a genie within....

Skyking:  He found the box in a little grove of trees in the property just behind his house.  He had been looking for a good tree in which to build a treehouse.  At the base of an old oak tree was an hole and something inside the hole caught the boy's attention.  Something sparkled.  He reached inside and pulled out the small box.  It was covered in jewels of red, yellow, and purple.  Certain he had found a treasure chest, he tried to open the box.  But it was locked.  Quickly he felt inside the hole in the tree to see if he could find the needed key.........

...with a magic box

was there a little boy.

Once upon a time, in the land of Brainking..........

Groucho: The End.   

The Story So Far:

It was a dark and stormy night. Sebastian had no choice, he was on a mission. He had to care for cissy, Jody and Buffy. Sebastian padded down the marble stairs into the trainstation, keeping to the shadows
hoping he was not too late. The sack lunches weighing heavily against his vest. He wished he had stayed with the royal family at times like these.

of course he was a mere whipping boy for the prince...it really wasn't his place to think such things. When the prince made an error it was he wh recieved the punishment...one should never strike royalty after all.

Once Sebastian had reached the level where the trains were, he started looking for platform 9 3/4. Naturally, it wasn't visible. But he knew he'd have to pass through the seemingly solid partition between platforms 9 & 10, if he was to get to Hogwarts.

The queens maid hoped Sebastian had recovered from the last thrashing he had recieved. The prince's tutor had been quite angry that day...Sebastian had looked rather dazed. Hence Sebastian's reasons for becoming a butler/nanny for an ordinary American family.

(If only the money were as good) he thought to himself(still, money was,nt everything, maybe he would even get a day off now and again) t took Sebastian a little while, but he came to realise that he stood upon a platform in the New York subway station somewhere near 42nd street....not somewhere in London.

With a start he realised that the bright lights of London were now the Big Apple of NY and he must have fell asleep on the train and thought he was back home.


He took out his brand new state of the art tribane mobile phone and texted "I have arrived, r u here? Wave if you r"

something waved back...and it looked more like a troll than a person...at first he shudderred...then he understood that it was just the mistress of the house in a fur coat

He replaced the phone and walked up to her. "Mrs Itch?" He inquired. "Yes, Sebastian right? I am sorry but my husband Ivan had an important meeting to attend too so I came instead, lets get you home you must be really tired after that journey and hungry too I bet!"

And with that she turned and walked away with Sebastian hurrying after her.  (definately fake ) he thought to himself He hoped that the coat was the only thing that was fake about her.

But alas! she was a virtual cyborg.The light of day brought the truth to light.He decided to grab a
taxi while she was plugged into the wall recharging. And the taxi drove him away into the dawn never to be seen again, at least by the Itche,s!

He was never seen again cause.He didn't pay his fare.Where could he be? Hmmmm in Taxi Land? Now this Taxi Land was like a dark black hole...............

Toofer: Now this Taxi Land was like a dark black hole...............

Mousetrap: He was never seen again cause.He didn't pay his fare.Where could he be? Hmmmm in Taxi Land?

Jim Dandy: And the taxi drove him away into the dawn never to be seen again, at least by the Itche,s!

Mousetrap: But alas!
she was a virtual cyborg.The light of day brought the truth to light.He decided to grab a taxi while she was plugged into the wall recharging.

Mousetrap: something waved back...and it looked more like a troll than a person...at first he shudderred...then he understood that it was just the mistress of the house in a fur coat

Mousetrap: it took Sebastian a little while, but he came to realise that he stood upon a platform in the New York subway station somewhere near 42nd street....not somewhere in London.

Tuesday: (If only the money were as good) he thought to himself(still, money was,nt everything, maybe he would even get a day off now and again)

ArnieTxx: The queens maid hoped Sebastian had recovered from the last thrashing he had recieved. The prince's tutor had been quite angry that day...Sebastian had looked rather dazed.