Once upon a time there was a man who asked a woman to marry him, she said no and the man lived happily ever after.

Wife comes in from shopping and sees her hubby swatting flies. "How you doing" she says to him. "Good" he says "I have kiiled two male flies and three female flies" "How did you know the sex of them" she said. "Well two were on the tv and three were on the phone"