Rose: You, a cartoon character? The very thought!
Although that baddessi always makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill...

baddessi: Wiley E Rosie, huh? I'm not surprised.

And I HATE oysters.

baddessi: Do you mean that a company with the name 'Acme' actually exists outside of Bugs Bunny cartoons?

Rose: You'll be a fatty Patty if you don't be careful.

NOT a floosie: http://www.crescentcitybeignets.com/beignet.html

Rose: It's a sort of French doughnut I think.

NOT a floosie:

baddessi: I said something completely different to the cop that stopped me on I-10. It's umrepeatable here, but he let me off a ticket.

NOT a floosie: I don't care what you think is the safest - just get your backside out of there. You know as well as I do that these things have a nasty habit of being predictably unpredictable. They can change course at any time.
GET TO BADDY'S. I know, I know.... a giant swirling mass of hot air and noise, but that's baddy for you.
Every threat I made on the phone concerning your godson still stands. Shocking pink with sequins and tassles is just the start.

So you see, you don't really have a choice. GET OUT NOW!

*I've just worked out an intricate and detailed route for you to follow from your place in Florida to baddy's place in Texas:

Go to Jacksonville and turn left.

I also discovered you have to go on Interstate 10!
Remember, if you're stopped for speeding on I10 don't make the same mistake I did.