good one

there once was a man who was a horrible golfer. Then he someone said use a nine iron. He said who said that. Then he saw that the frog was talking so he used it. Then the next hole he listened to the frog again and got a hole in one. Then he brought the the frog to a casino. He became a millianare that night. Then he got a hotal room. He asked the frog if there was anything he could do to repay it back. It said kiss me and then it turned into a beautiful lady. And that is how it happened your honer or my name isnt Bill Clinton.