Maxxina: Knowing my luck I'd eventually reach it and find there was no paper.

red dragon: Oh dear! That's terrible!

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight - so it would get a potato clock.

Eriisa: Cheek! Mine are a better class of awful!

What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

Bry: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's GravyMan!

Jason: Worthy of 'is that the cat who chewed your new shoe?'

Purple:

Purple: And there was me thinking that joke was worthy of a banning.
It has a cringe factor of 10.

Darn good though!

You polled panda for that answer!

What's brown and looks through your bedroom window at night?


Poo on stilts.

Budgerigar. They're birds from Australia often kept as pets.

Wish I'd said sparrows now!

Two budgies on a perch. One turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell fish?'

You'll never get out!

Not me. I'm as pure as the driven slush.

*shock! horror!*

I'm far too angelic for that! lol

Go to the fellowships list and apply. Aragon will let you in! It's a fellowship for risque jokes!

Join Badinage, lubylu.