bumble: sometimes no paper is needed:
http://lesani.fotoweb.cz/fotky/20040530_preziti/158%20No%20paper%20is%20needed.JPG

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/Wrinkles.jpg

http://homepages.uel.ac.uk/u9807032/useem0003.jpg

Redhead Jokes
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
You've never had it so good and so fast.
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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful
blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
Second sailor replies that he has.
They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.
FS: " Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
SS: " Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions."
They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the
other two girls for dead.
FS: " Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at
him and replies "Not a wink!"