A rich guy is in big trouble when he forgets his wedding anniversary. His wife tells him, "Tomorrow, Buster, there better be something in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat." The next morning she sees a package in the driveway. She opens it up -- bingo! -- finds a brand new bathroom scale.
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