Carnie: Yup, that is correct. We do not even have the Internet and I am typing this on a typewriter connected to a potato. Toilet paper is a problem indeed. The most popular party in my country has actually teamed up with some of your fellow citizens to import some striped fabric for this purpose. They say it is very soft. I cannot wait to feel it.

Carnie: Oh yes! Your Kleagle must be proud of you. Keep it up!

Carnie: Agreed. I also like the Jefferson in Trump.

Papa Zoom: Deal? Mother Russia decides and takes…

ketchuplover:

Ich Bin Ein Ukrainian!

wtf?

(V): What exactly do you think the first eight words of your post mean?

(V): That's your opinion, not a fact. A fact is that Britain is no longer as great as it once was…

Mousetrap:

Artful Dodger: Not really. The mankind is running out of time on this plannet. We only have about 100 years left. :)

http://www.medkb.com/Uwe/Forum.aspx/nutrition/12841/Humans-will-be-extinct-in-100-years-says-eminent-scientist

Artful Dodger: As for chain stores, you almost ALWAYS save money shopping there. Overhead doesn't matter when you sell in bulk. That's why so many mom and pop's have gone out of business. It's tough to compete with a huge store.

Exactly. If I got 80% off on each purchase I make “by avoiding a chain of stores and going to a local shop”, the chain stores would soon go bankrupt.

“Is that Norway?”
“Yeah.”
“This is UK.”
“Yeah?”
“We need to borrow someone…”

(V): While the British Wonderland has experienced the peaceful talks between the nice unionists and the nicer nationalists…

(V): You don't say… The “Right there” say something differently than the “Left there”?

Artful Dodger: I stand corrected! … or actually I sit corrected… (and now I lie corrected)

Artful Dodger: You better do that. When there's nothing of merit to argue against, typos are always a good reason for argument…

Artful Dodger: Right. By now, Tuesday has tried to teach the people on this forum how to use conjunctions (“don't you start a sentence with them!”), prepositions (“don't you end a sentence with them!”) and pronouns (“don't you use them to refer to people in conversations with someone else!”). I can't wait for the other word classes…

Justaminute: Her point was clear: “You are supposed to use someone's name when referring to them in a conversation with someone else.” I fail to see any further specification there.

Tuesday: http://brainking.com/cz/Board?bc=158&plla=1122525

(V): Yup, well done, Murdoch… that's what I call great business skills…

Übergeek 바둑이: It must be just you. Bahrain, Yemen, Morocco and Syria – all of them have some oil reserves. Lybia – there is no such country.

Tuesday: It's called ellipsis…

Tuesday: The English language is so meager in your world…

Artful Dodger: To a certain extent, I do agree that the use of a preposition at the end of a sentence might look inappropriate. In particular legalese tends to use, for example, “change in which we believe“ instead of “change we believe in”. But, teachers who teach that a conjunction at the beginning of a sentence looks stupid are just stupid themselves…

Artful Dodger: one of those "rules" that really isn't

Yup, exactly. The rule is a myth and doesn't make any sense.

Tuesday: So I got an F from someone who thinks English sentences should never start with a conjunction. Funny.

Tuesday: Of course they aren't sorry. If they were, they wouldn't have edited the part out in the first place…

Tuesday: And your point is? The rule claiming that a sentence should not be started with a conjunction is a myth. As well as the God… But I should at least give you some credit for being successful in changing the topic in just one post.

Tuesday:

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Tuesday: But why not?

Tuesday: And isn't it stupid to expect them to apologize before getting a reaction?

(V): “Muslim organizations, mosques and imams have endorsed the preceding fatwa as of July 28, 2005 (see below).”

Where exactly below can I see it?

By the way, do you read Quran, QurŒan, QurԒan, QurҒan or QurӒan?

(V): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOJqAU4sbLg

(V): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04YAkWJw3Js

Iamon_lyme: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Bernice: And how should HAHAHAHA be spelt? j/k

Bwild: I like saying elligent things though…

Tuesday: … except for your post.

Tuesday: Sounds quite anti-white and anti-man.

Tuesday: What on Earth is “anti-woman”? I have barely gotten over people calling each other “anti-American” and now there are some who are “anti-woman” and “anti-man”?

Übergeek 바둑이: No worries, it's often misspelled even by journalists… :)

Übergeek 바둑이: The name of the country is “Libya”. :)

Tuesday: He "deserves" to be prez, but wouldn't make a good one.

Why? Because his face twitched and got red at debates?

Artful Dodger: Agreed. As regards Guantánamo, Obama is a total disappointment.

Tuesday: … in your head

Tuesday: “imo...lgbt is a morel issue...same as incest and pedophilia”

What book? Well, I don't see any reference to any book in his post.

Tuesday: I don't twist what you said. You said that adultery is mentioned more in a book than homosexuality. I say: SO WHAT?

Tuesday: So why are doing the same thing yourself? Do you need a book to tell you what is more “moral”?

Tuesday: … so you brought up a book.

Tuesday: However, homosexuality is mentioned more in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy than adultery.