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11. Oktober 2005, 05:56:46
nobleheart 
that brings back memories,when i was a kid,I slipped down a slick river bank & slide into a grove of nettles.

9. Oktober 2005, 01:38:08
nobleheart 

9. Oktober 2005, 01:25:00
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: caramba :]
Maxxina: what was that sign telling us to do,pee over the wall?lol

8. Oktober 2005, 05:56:27
nobleheart 
Thema: say what?

8. Oktober 2005, 05:55:10
nobleheart 
Thema: oops duh oh ya show the link

8. Oktober 2005, 05:54:29
nobleheart 
Thema: no its not anna nicole smith...
...but it is udderly the strangest roadside attraction I have seen to date.

29. September 2005, 03:06:44
nobleheart 

27. September 2005, 21:47:08
nobleheart 

27. September 2005, 21:45:15
nobleheart 

27. September 2005, 20:10:24
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: ty for the funny clip ScarletRose
ScarletRose: if you like balloons ,I have 2 links for you..he he he

27. September 2005, 19:59:48
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: boat name =
Backoff: =temporary insanity

sorry..it is a small pic
i am using the avant browsermit has a magnify .jpg function

26. September 2005, 23:33:36
nobleheart 
Thema: more irony-look close

24. September 2005, 23:12:30
nobleheart 
Thema: todays funny sign = irony

19. September 2005, 22:49:47
nobleheart 
Thema: more funny sign

19. September 2005, 05:39:32
nobleheart 
Thema: do you see them too? lol

19. September 2005, 02:48:15
nobleheart 
Thema: funny sign

17. September 2005, 22:07:16
nobleheart 

17. September 2005, 22:06:07
nobleheart 

17. September 2005, 21:58:35
nobleheart 
Thema: anyone know any funny signs or ads?
how about this:
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/dip.jpg

lets keep it clean

13. September 2005, 22:48:31
nobleheart 
Thema: jokes that are for the birds.
the lady & the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.
He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It's the plumber."
He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!"
He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!"
Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.
The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"
The parrot said, "It's the plumber."
-=-=-=-
the lady & the bad parrot
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.My husband was a ship captain & when he died,I inhereted his parrot.but she only know how to say one thing."
"What does sshe say?",the priest asked.
She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?"
"That's terrible", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your talking female parrot over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray with th prayer beads and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrot will learn to pray and worship."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrot to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots.
She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "throw your beads away.Our prayers have been answered."

11. September 2005, 21:56:05
nobleheart 

11. September 2005, 21:08:02
nobleheart 
Thema: ok ok jokers,I have an idea for something to do for fun & to see if you have any neurons firing.
you have to find,on your own, a set of "long lost twins" (or triplets)as a joke.
heres my 1st two to start you & so you get the idea.
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long lost twins set 1:
ET
http://www.originalalamo.com/images/et.jpg
kelsey grammar
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/112504_grammar.jpg
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long lost triplets set 2:
michael jackson
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38289000/jpg/_38289931_jackson150.jpg
ari
http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/planetoftheapes3.jpg
phantom of the opera
http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon%20(Phantom%20of%20the%20Opera,%20The)_01.jpg

8. September 2005, 07:04:43
nobleheart 
oopps sorry foxy

8. September 2005, 06:53:03
nobleheart 
michael jacson's next cosmetic surgery:
http://www.planetstern.com/pod/jackson.jpg

6. September 2005, 00:46:20
nobleheart 
hey AD I love your new jed clampett look.
hot dam granny,makes me want to run right out & jump in the C-ment pond.

3. September 2005, 03:00:08
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: People seem to like dog jokes so...

1. September 2005, 03:38:17
nobleheart 
read this sentence out loud repeatedly.
1st time read the whole thing.
each consecuative time , read it out loud as per the last time you red it except for the last word:

oh! harry let's not park here.

30. August 2005, 02:11:55
nobleheart 
Thema: Re:Bet you can't do this!

30. August 2005, 02:07:36
nobleheart 
Thema: how about a couple of clean blonde jokes?

30. August 2005, 01:55:23
nobleheart 
Thema: Re:Post away please!! haha I would love to see them..

21. August 2005, 19:20:16
nobleheart 
Y Y's U r
Y Y's U B
I C U R
Y Y's for me
---
other acronyms like this I am looking for,any of u clever brats know any?

21. August 2005, 19:14:57
nobleheart 
Thema: did you hear about the girl with a lisp that didn't believe in mistakes?
to her,every miss was a myth ¤¤¤ groan ¤¤¤

21. August 2005, 19:02:29
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: Picabo, ICU.
new! picabo
hey,I heard that crack wiz guy

http://www.collectr.com/ol/images/opstreetp.jpg

21. August 2005, 18:59:10
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: Picabo, ICU.
volant:
U R warped

19. August 2005, 04:07:58
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: dangerous virus

15. August 2005, 01:04:07
nobleheart 
harley,I think your smoking to much of that monkey loco-wed...lol

13. August 2005, 19:57:00
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: The Year is 2029
volant: aren't all men from mars anyway?lol
----
"if they can put a man on the moon,why not all of them?".

30. Juli 2005, 04:04:02
nobleheart 
Thema: knock - knock

24. Juli 2005, 05:22:40
nobleheart 
Thema: he he he

22. Juli 2005, 20:53:34
nobleheart 
Thema: silly search engines
does anyone remember the UK comedy "father ted"
here is his search engine:
http://www.doogle.org/
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elmer fudd's search engine
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/
------
does anyone know any more?please share

22. Juli 2005, 06:59:10
nobleheart 
Thema: "ANT" humour
ANTIQUE = an old ant
ANCIENT = a really old ant
ETCHANT = an ant artist
ELEGANT = Foxy Lady
ENCHANT = ScarletRose
GALLANT = nobleheart
VAGRANT = a hobo ant
DEVIANT = ArtfulDodger ( just kidding)
MUTANT = clay ( just kidding)
PEASANT = a poor ant
CANTEEN = were ants eat
SEXTANT = no comment
reliant = an ant you can depend on
adamant = the 1st ant
debutant= a girl ant
bouyant = a boy ant
submergant = a skin diving ant

21. Juli 2005, 23:20:34
nobleheart 
Thema: Re:
ScarletRose: gotta love ScarletRose's warped sense of humour.

17. Juli 2005, 20:30:58
nobleheart 
Thema: A warning for all of you
If ScarletRose comes to your front door saying he or she is conducting a medical survey on deer ticks, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM! she only wants to see you naked!

11. Juli 2005, 21:31:17
nobleheart 
Thema: ok ok more

11. Juli 2005, 20:56:03
nobleheart 
Thema: he he he,whats do the gals think of this?

11. Juli 2005, 20:39:26
nobleheart 
Thema: todays giggle(just for les femmes)

5. Juli 2005, 22:47:47
nobleheart 
Thema: todays funny pics

30. Juni 2005, 19:51:27
nobleheart 
ah c'mon brats,a little class plase...enough with the toilet humour...lol..lets chnge the joke direction..mmm..let ss..mmm what next:
ok I know..a challenge everyone fins & share a funny (clean)photo:

http://www.webwasteland.com/links-images/waterskiaccident.jpg

29. Juni 2005, 03:50:39
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: For all Gammon players who end up at the bar
skipinnz: blondes like backgammon because it has a bar & they get hit on

23. Juni 2005, 05:50:49
nobleheart 
Thema: Re: Snow White
harley: geesh..harley has been lead out into the "corn" field by Partica I think

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