Eleven people were hanging onto a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and
one
woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they
decided that one
had to drop off, otherwise, they were all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a
very
touching speech She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope
because as
a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids
and for men in general without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men applauded.

The Redhead
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman.  Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
"You just happened to catch my eye."