Animal: WOW! Crikey!

srnity:

Jim Dandy: Good idea!

srnity: That is so kind of you, if only more humans were like you!

srnity: There is a simple explaination for that

Humans are a big problem to us mice. There are just far too many of them in my opinion. However I do have friends who say that I should live and let live.

Tuesday: They do it in my water supply! How am I expected to drink that?

Hi I,m a mouse and I have a human problem.
Its like this, this human lives in my house and for some reason or other acts like it owns the place. It keeps planting silly traps with moldy bread and cheese in front of my door and I keep nearly running into it. What is the aim of that? Does anyone know? Surely it could put it somewhere else if it really needs to do that. Also if this human does not leave my property soon I am gonna have to charge it rent.
Can anyone help? Thanks!

srnity: Don,t worry, it will be back for winter

Bernice: I would,nt know I,m a mouse not a dog!

srnity: Sounds like a sensible dog lol!

srnity: I am not sure if she would have followed me or let me drown

srnity: I don,t think mine appreciated water lol! I took her to the beach at Blackpool once but she would not go near the sea although she enjoyed the beach.

srnity: I should have known

srnity: Was it a German shephard I had one that did that and had to turn all the door handles upside down and they are still upside down about 15 years later! And I just rememberd, this was when I was living at my mam,s and if I was carrying two plates into the dinning room and the door was shut, I just had to say open the door" and she would. She did not like strangers though and we turned the handles upside down to stop her getting in if anyone else was there but of course she could push them up as well as down.

spicieangel: Somewhereee o errr the rainbowwwwww sqwueekkkk.

BerniceC: All Dogs Go to Heaven did,nt you see the film lol!

Gr☺uch☺: OMG A CAT! I mean SQWeeeqqGGGRRRRRRR!

anastasia: Sqweekkkk!

"Snoopy": LOL! Poor postie!

anastasia: Last dog I had used to tell me when the phone rang, when someone was at the back door and when someone was at the front. If the postman had a parcel for me she used to come in the bedroom and nudge me to get up and the postman would wait untill I got to the door. You don,t hear of many postmen and dogs working together as a team lol!
All this was without any training, somehow she just knew I was deaf.
She also used to bring the mail in too but I had to put a stop to that as she was putting her teeth through bills and I would,nt have liked her to do that to a cheque lol!
When she went blind and deaf herself it made a big difference to my life as I could no longer hear who was at the door or when anyone rang so I had to have equipment installed to overcome this.
She sure looked after me and kept the house free of univited guests.