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26. January 2007, 06:54:03 Subject: Re:  Rose: That be a dirty bird!!  25. January 2007, 18:20:54 Subject: Re: Tuesday: Fowl means only "any domestic birds used as food, as the chicken, duck, etc". Foul means "stinking, loathsome etc". 23. October 2006, 08:00:49 Subject: Re: U2 concert BananaD: Sorry but that isn't funny! 20. July 2006, 00:08:12 Subject: Re: Wal-Mart ClayNashvilleTN:As an ex WalMart employee, I love that!! 14. April 2005, 07:04:16 Subject: Re: BIG BAD WOLF: I got all 10, lucky guessing! 21. November 2004, 03:54:59 Subject: Re: Christmas True it sure is sneaking up fast!! 13. July 2004, 18:18:59 Subject: Re: I would like to know who will be first! :D No heart attack here...just wet my pants!! 26. June 2004, 18:58:59 Subject: Re: AMEN on that one Summertop!! 26. June 2004, 18:57:02 Subject: Definition of a Bar-B-Que
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the shops. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4) The man places the meat on the grill. 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation. 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women 4. June 2004, 04:12:35 ROFL@harley! I think that old lady moved in my house too. 15. May 2004, 17:27:25 Subject: THE BEE This is a story of the Bee
Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from she But she can tell and so can he The little Bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why in times like these There are so many sons of Bee's! (Author unknown) |
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