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8. February 2008, 04:22:28

MadMonkey

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The Iraq War
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

5. September 2006, 10:50:11

MadMonkey

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I went to the cash machine this morning and this little old lady asked me if i could check her balance, so i pushed her over......