Papa Zoom:

Charlie

ketchuplover:

Moaz Kasasbeh

It's the Coyote Principle, folks. It's what separates common sense from liberalism.

BEHOLD:

CALIFORNIA

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie 'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian....the vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now safe.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness program' for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $ 2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $ 0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

crosseyed: stuff like that cracks me up lol

Anyone looking forward to the general election on 7th May.

Hillary Clinton not very transparent. Why did she delete some personal emails before turning over the rest?

Jim Dandy: That's the question I have too. It will be interesting to see how this one plays out. She's very popular with the left but she seems to be losing some support even in the media.

Jim Dandy: Original nic Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

The Col: I'm sure Jim would be pleased.

Papa Zoom: I predict Jim Webb and Jeb Bush in the primaries.

The Col: guess they brought electricity to Arkansas...lol

Bwild: lol

Hillary can't handle two email accounts but wants to be president!

Jim Dandy: I say give her two terms. Both in prison.

LOL Jim..I agree

You two Papa LOL

Skarrrred of Miss Hillary!!! This country needs a female prez!!!..

ScarletRose: yeah but please not Hillary!

Monica is the best choice!

PaoloRus: not much better LOL

Skyking: :D

Jim Dandy: The Democrat party leaders suck and the Republican part leaders suck. What's left?

Papa Zoom: Hendrix

Bwild:

pollitics

ketchuplover:

Papa Zoom: what's left? Canada ;)

Jim Dandy: I hear it's pretty up there too!

Papa Zoom: Did you know the population of California is greater than that of Canada?

Jim Dandy: I didn't know that. Where do they fit them all?

Papa Zoom: its that canada is mostly land mass. Not as many peeps

Papa Zoom: its that canada is mostly land mass. Not as many peeps

Jim Dandy: No wonder California is going broke.

Jim Dandy: Yes! Blame Canada! Lol!

Jeb is the only Bush qualified to be president but probably won't get elected. Too bad our culture is celebrity crazy these days.

Jim Dandy: true that!

the 5th of november

A vote for Trump is a vote for Hilary!

bernie! or martin!

ketchuplover: who is Martin? ;)

Jim Dandy: martin o'mally gov from Maryland

DON'T BLAME WISCONSIN !!!!!!!!!!

Hey. yankeez and gringoz , no more hitlery please :(( She said rrrrr wow wow wow. Its very funny.

But Trump is better. i think he is tough guy like our Tsar. But if Trump will hurt our friendz, if they will cry (freedom fighter Snowden or Bashar The Tiger), I'll put a curse on him and Texas will go to Mexico ))

You know what is really screwing up the balance of society is this PC garbage. It has gotten to a point where you can't express a view on anything without backlash and someone trying to silence it. IF you are against Gay or lesbian marriage you are a bigot or homophobe. If you express your faith publicly people try to label you a zealot and say it is inappropriate to express it. If you are for or against a candidate you get a label of some kind. I know this goes on both on the right and the left. However why is it more so on the left that when they hear a point of view they disagree with, they try to squash it with protests and violent behavior. I thought liberals were for free speech. I guess it is only true if it is speech they want to hear, otherwise you must keep quiet. You know why Trump won the GOP nomination? It is because he is different from the establishment and people are looking for something different. Also the anti-trump people and their poor behavior against him and the supporters drives the undecided voters into his corner. This PC garbage needs to stop as it is ruining this world. Any other thoughts?

Brian1971: Couldn't agree more. So many "Never Trump" people. I'm absolutely "Never Hillary". Trump wasn't my personal first choice, but he will get my vote. Any of the 17 people who started the process, would be a better president than Hillary or Bernie.

rod03801: I liked Rubio but thought policy wise Kasich was the most experienced with balancing the budget and in military affairs around the world. But I also knew it would take a major collapse for Trump to lose it. I do not trust Hillary and Bernie wants to take everyone's money and redistribute it equally after the government pays off everything. By that time everyone will be in the poorhouse.

Wisconsin