A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.

Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.

The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."

If A Blonde & A Brunnette jumped off the empire state building at the same time...WHO Would Hit The Ground First??????


<answer> The Brunnette.... why???...because The Blond Would Have to Stop off And ASK DIRECTIONS...hehehehehehhe

blond: hello 911
911 operator: may I help you??what is your emergency??
blond Yes..someone stole my sterring wheel..i would like to file a report.
911 operator:ok i will send a police officer where are you??
blonde: she tells them
a few minutes pass and the blond calls back
blond: hello 911 operator
911 operator: yes may i help you
blond: yes i am the one who called to report my sterring wheel stoling.. and please cancell the police responding
911 operator:why maam...
blond: oh i was just in the back seat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH