Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of
a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering,  "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" 
He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. It is
our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back,
it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of
the
cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"  Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the
cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of  the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"  He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and then he heard  the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read..... 
(Get ready this will kill ya),
 
 
 
 
 
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN"