Well it all started back
About a week or two
I bought this instant Wonder Glue.
I'd seen it work on TV and I just had to try me some.



Well when I got home
I spilled the stuff
And I reached for a towel to wipe it up,
And that towel stuck to my hand like another thumb.



And as if that wasn't trouble enough,
Here come Rover chasing Fluff,


And that cat jumped up
And stuck right to my knee.



(He doesn't have a knee!)

Well I reached down to hold the dog away
And I touched his ear and that's where my hand stayed
And he lit out a yelping dragging the cat and me.



Well running through the house
We knocked the bird cage down




And the parakeet got loose and was flying all around
And finally landed and stuck to the top of my head



And I was tryin' to be careful, but I just wasn't able
And we were stickin' to ashtrays, lamps n tables
And I was wishin' that I had bought a roll
Of Duct Tape instead.



Well I finally fell exhausted into a chair
And then you came in and found me there
With the bird on my head and my hand on the dog
And the cat stuck to my knee,



And you said the scene looked
Heaven sent that I looked like a man perfectly content
A regular St. Francis of Asissi.
And before I could stop you, You laid a big kiss on me.



Now Honey, I'm stuck on you.
Yes I'm stuck on you,
I'm stuck to the dog
And stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.


Ever since I bought that tube of
Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me
And now I'm stuck on you.

Well I got to thinkin' sittin' there that day.
How did they make that stuff anyway,
I mean there must be workers
Stuck all over the factory.

I bet there's shoes on the floor and shirts on the walls
And hat's on the ceiling and all up and down the halls
Why just gettin' this stuff in the tube
Has got to be a miracle to see.





Now if we could ever make it to the telephone
And get the paramedics out to our home
Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog
And the cat and the parakeet




And as soon as we're all healed up enough
We're gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuff
And for revenge we'll put instant Wonder Glue
On all their toilet seats



Hee Hee Hee ...


Until then I'm stuck on you,
Yes I'm stuck on you,
I'm stuck to the dog
And stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.
Ohhh, I'm stuck on you, yes I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.

Just click on “SOY” below. (Turn on your speakers)

Stuck on You


SOY

Nirvana: When was that Concert?

I remember White Wedding

Yep from th 80's

Groucho: I grew up on Glen Cambell, John Denver, Niel Diamond and Olivia Newton John{I was shocked when she had cancer that was cured)

baddessi: Glen Cambell's been rumoured to be a wife beater?

Sounds like from Marti Grah(Spelling) Celebration?

Tuesday: I said i liked they're music. I don't know about that

I like Grateful Dead

Most of those links I get no access to

People Are People

I like Depeche Mode.

Neil Young
singer; songwriter; guitarist
Born: 11/12/45
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
From his work with Buffalo Springfield (1966–68) and Crosby, Stills, and Nash in the 1960s and 1970s, to a prolific and creative solo career spanning three decades, to a successful collaboration with Pearl Jam in 1995, Neil Young's career has been one of the least predictable and most significant in rock music. His albums include Déjà Vu (1970), with Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere (1969), with Crazy Horse, Harvest (1972), the best-selling album of 1972, Comes a Time (1978), Freedom (1989), and Mirror Ball (1995). He is the subject of the Jim Jarmusch-directed documentary The Year of the Horse (1997).

But I liked their music

Stevie Nicks had a strange voice

Was Pam sort of like a gypsie, Tuesday?

It's about time Magenta Spiral got a Discussion board to moderate. Welcome

OK LOL I like Kenny Rogers LOL

Kenny?

LOL@ bwildman

Yes Midnight, time for you to go to bed so us OLDtimers can listen to motown. Also I'll go listen to Glen Miller LOL

To be honest..I like motown but its 5t on my list of favorites

OMY LOL Does that include that child molesting Michael Jackson?

MOTOWN!!!???? What is that? LOL

What about Southern Rock, bwildman?

I knew you wore that hat for a reason LOL

Hay, I like Charlie Daniels Band, Am I part of the club, Bewilde?LOL

LOL Same to you Mr. wildman

Sorry bwild it's spelled Jimmy Rodgers

LOL Scarlet

Thanks Cole, I saved the link to read later

Thanx Shadow

Yes I was forcd to listen to those evil voices

I saw Julian(I think) on MTV once

What does I am the walrus mean?

What doe Number Nine mean?

That's like saying Hay Jude is taling about a drug..Is that true?

LOL

kehcsonad means ?

LOL...Yes because my Christian friends made me LOL

I already heard it backwards a long time ago. I'm a christian who doesn't let that bother me

I knew the answer. Newsboys isn't country. the are Christian rap and rXr

Bang Bang Bang..is this thing on. I asked a question

Newsboys are Contemporary Christians right?

AD, where did you find that song about me? LOL

That's it LOL

The GD word hit a chord with me and so that's why it wasn't my favorite

Thanx Chatty..I play Chris stuff alot

Harley. I like Meatloaf way more than Maddona yet Meatloaf has one song where he yells at his DAD? about smashing up a guitar?