... and what were the intended originals? (& no, you are NOT allowed to look up http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/index.php) :)

I've given the answer to no. 1:

1 fighting a liar (lighting a fire)

2 you hissed my mystery lecture

3 searched every crook and nanny

4 cattle ships and bruisers

5 nosey little cook

6 a blushing crow

7 Kinquering Congs their titles take
(announcing hymn in chapel)

8 tons of soil

9 let us drink to the queer old Dean

10 we'll have the hags flung out

11 you've tasted two worms

12 our shoving leopard

13 a half-warmed fish

14 is the bean dizzy?

15 six rusty crolls

16 Hello, Witches of Swatzerland

17 for god's sake shake a tower

18 he has really mad banners

19 wave the sails, man

20 he flew at the lead of spite

21 ooh look a pretty flutter by

22 i love cop porn

23 oh no! not a bat flattery

24 would you like a nasal hut?

25 see ya, eye ball

26 my chips are lapped
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Now, can you recall/make up any?