Rose: Russia, Canada, USA (the Alaska bit), Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark (the Greenland bit) all own bits of the Arctic.

harley: Planting marigolds is a bit weird though. Who wants a garden full of rubber gloves?

harley-littertray: I've just seen a site that has a few suggestions. Sprinkling pepper is one, planting marigolds is another... and Scarlet's citrus peel is another.

Stretcher

Rose: Hey, RosieRingworm - you got me into trouble and ran away!

I guess moth balls must be a bit iffy with kids around. I must get a gross.
I'm sure I read somewhere about a certain plant that keeps cats away. They hate the smell. Sort of the opposite of catnip! I'll have a look around and report back.

Moth balls

Don't say I don't do anything for you.

harley: You were raised by cats? Go figure.

Can you still get moth balls these days?

harley: Why not let Lenny have the run of the garden? Then you can tell your neighbour how to stop the cat poo that has suddenly appeared in his garden.

Yep.
Silent Roar Lion Manure - Cat Repellant.

Silent Roar Cat Repellant

Na! It comes in pellet form - or powder.

Lion poo. Seriously.

BerniceC: That would never work. Bwild and soap? The authorities would instantly be suspicious! (sorry, bwild - couldn't resist!)
Hide them in a can of 4X!

BerniceC: In the UK a few years ago there used to be a wild bird food on the market called 'Swoop'. It was made up of all kinds of seeds.
Occassionally some would inevitably spill onto the garden - and some of them would actually grow.
Certain seeds had to be removed from boxes after a while when certain (shall we say 'exotic'?) plants started sprouting in the gardens of sweet little old ladies.
Well, hey, man! Groovy!

Rose: Wood ash and barbeque ash are high in nitrogen and are good fertilisers.

Tinned peas. :)