It's BS Purple. You are trying to set him up with the Butchie comment. Now you are intimidating others with the ban BS.

Remove the insult. You are not above the rules either.

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.

Ohhhhhh.....
(chorus)

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical",
Hell, I don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Ohhhhhh........
come on, where's all the kickers in here?!
(chorus)
One more time, what are we doin'?
We're doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!

Scarlet, are you thinking of Julia Roberts? Julie and Julia are different people I think. ;)

any idea who Carly had in mind while singing this one? ;)

James Taylor and Emmylou Harris

Everyone is invited to join a new fellowship. It's all about music and called Music Fellowship. click to join. All the fun of this fine fellowship without the restrictions.

You can join too Purple! ;)

for example: this post belongs in her personal mail box. It was addressed specifically to her, not the group. It violates the posting rules for this DB.

No, I wasn't doing that at all. I was applying the MODERATOR'S rule which you have broken once again in both your posts. I'm not the one debating it, you are Purple. I'm just responding to our off topic comments.

How about because it's off topic?

So how about songs that fall into the category of funny. I'm thinking specifically of kids songs (:) but not limited to that. For exapmple, On top of spaghetti is a funny kids song.

Then there's the top 40 hit, Bang Bang, he shot me down, Bang Bang, I hit the ground, Bang Bang, ...Cher sang it. Not that it's a "funny" song but it is peculiar.....odd....in that sense it's funny to me :)

Hank William Jr

I wish I'd written that last one! ;)

Funny as it seems, I like pork and beans,
I love to sit and eat 'em in the dark.
I'm just a gassy feller, my underwear turns yeller,
when I blow a big ol' smelly fart!

Well, well, well -- let's go to Taco Bell,
and slam down ten burritos, extra hot!
Then it starts to happen, I can feel my butt cheeks flappin',
I hold my nose and give it all I got.

(CHORUS) So if you want my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
just come a little closer if you can.
But watch out for my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
It just might blow up and kill the band!

Ev'ry time I get the chance I like to practice flat-chu-lance,
aint nothin' like a good distended bow'l.
And when I'm really rollin' I just blow it out my colon,
women scream and dogs begin to howl.

It's a panic I'm creatin' when my blue jeans start inflatin',
God, I hope nobody lights a match!
The crowd is headin' for the door, guess they can't take it anymore.
I'm alone here with my big ol' smelly fart.

(CHORUS repeats with gas noises...)

"I Dit It" Based on the performance by Dave Mathews Band
"I Dit It ( Da Fart Song)" Parody by Ghetto John & Monaco Chris

Ghetto John AnD MoNaCo ChRiS r bAcK this songs sucks, so tell us where are you goin

I'm mixing up a bunch of white castles
A magic pattie smoke of fire
some lotion that'll rock, the rocks and socks
And make a bomb of farts and blow it up

I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah

I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!

It's a burger for a bun for what I've done
The truth is that the smell really stinks
For such a lovely crap I'll do the time
You better clog me up I'll do it again

I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah

I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!


All you people are the sewers of our dreams
Like the cat that peed on me:

Oh, what I gotta say to you
You got farts
Don't turn em down
Turn em up
Let embuild
We got a long way to go
But you, ya gotta start somewhere

Go close the door
Spread the poop you got
You got the farts
You get what you want
Does it matter where you get it from?
I for one
Don't turn my butt cheek for anyone
Unturn your butt cheek to give your love
Love to grow

I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah, yeah, yeah


I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Guilty as charged
I did it
I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Yeah

I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!

I love that song!

lol for some reason that song sounds familiar! :)