BrainKing - Klobe na mloveni (Jokes)

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Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

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Okázat névic stary zpráve nédřiv

13. června 2005, 00:01:40

nobleheart

okázat plke toďteho oževatela | odkazové plk

There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
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A burlesque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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