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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

KEEP IT PG rated

Thanks!



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7. března 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: funny vehicle problem

28. červenca 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. červenca 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: more funny signs

8. červenca 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: out in the cornfield

7. červenca 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: what crossed the road?
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (7. červenca 2006, 03:27:33)
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. červenca 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: signs of the times2

4. červenca 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: cookie humour?

16. června 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: signs of the times

12. června 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. června 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. června 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: snorkies

8. června 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. května 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. května 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (12. května 2006, 20:38:03)

11. května 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: more funny fotos
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (11. května 2006, 16:55:45)

9. května 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: funny fotos

25. dobna 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. dobna 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (24. dobna 2006, 20:48:58)

24. dobna 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (24. dobna 2006, 20:49:32)
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. dobna 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: this is funny

17. dobna 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. dobna 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: no comment

14. dobna 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: this is on my shopping list now

14. dobna 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. dobna 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: hey ScarletRose

6. března 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. března 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. unora 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. unora 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: have you heard the curly shuffle
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (2. unora 2006, 02:46:42)
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. ledna 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (2. unora 2006, 02:47:13)

21. ledna 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. prosenca 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (2. unora 2006, 02:51:22)

20. prosenca 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: santa humour
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (2. unora 2006, 02:56:29)

4. prosenca 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. lestopado 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. lestopado 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
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There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
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An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. lestopado 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: blonde jokies

18. lestopado 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: he he he

16. lestopado 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. lestopado 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. řína 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
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http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. řína 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. řína 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. řína 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. řína 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. řína 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: 8^\

16. řína 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. řína 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: chuckle

12. řína 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. řína 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
O čem je toďten plk: Re:
Přetvořeny oževatelem nobleheart (12. řína 2005, 02:59:11)
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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