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 JokesA place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-) Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children. All jokes should be family friendly. No profanity No jokes of a sexual nature KEEP IT PG rated Thanks! Néni tě dovoleny datlovat do toďteho klobo. Abes mohl datlovat do toďteho klobo, mosiš mit némiň členstvi Brain šiml. Mód: Každé može datlovat
26. ledna 2007, 06:54:03 O čem je toďten plk: Re:  Rose: That be a dirty bird!!  25. ledna 2007, 18:20:54 O čem je toďten plk: Re: Tuesday: Fowl means only "any domestic birds used as food, as the chicken, duck, etc". Foul means "stinking, loathsome etc". 23. řína 2006, 08:00:49 O čem je toďten plk: Re: U2 concert BananaD: Sorry but that isn't funny! 20. červenca 2006, 00:08:12 O čem je toďten plk: Re: Wal-Mart ClayNashvilleTN:As an ex WalMart employee, I love that!! 14. dobna 2005, 07:04:16 O čem je toďten plk: Re: BIG BAD WOLF: I got all 10, lucky guessing! 21. lestopado 2004, 03:54:59 O čem je toďten plk: Re: Christmas True it sure is sneaking up fast!! 13. červenca 2004, 18:18:59 O čem je toďten plk: Re: I would like to know who will be first! :D No heart attack here...just wet my pants!! 11. červenca 2004, 07:29:47 I was just joking AD..they are all funny!! 10. červenca 2004, 01:01:30 LOL@AD
You best duck and run for cover!! 26. června 2004, 18:58:59 O čem je toďten plk: Re: AMEN on that one Summertop!! 26. června 2004, 18:57:02 Subject: Definition of a Bar-B-Que
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the shops. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4) The man places the meat on the grill. 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation. 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women 25. června 2004, 20:46:44 LOL..now that is one smart little old lady! 4. června 2004, 04:12:35 ROFL@harley! I think that old lady moved in my house too. 15. května 2004, 17:27:25 O čem je toďten plk: THE BEE This is a story of the Bee
Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from she But she can tell and so can he The little Bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why in times like these There are so many sons of Bee's! (Author unknown) |
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