BrainKing - Plke o špilošovi (Scarlet Dragon)

Hi some of you might have know me as CRAZY4ZEBRAS (or later as CRAZY4MOOSES). My sister is Froggie, my mom is UzzyLady, my dad is txaggie, and my brothers are Don Blake and Obi Wan Kenobi. I like Hyper Backgammon, Spider line 4, Nackgammon, and I don't like Ludo so please don't send me an invite.

Thanks I hope you all have a great day!

and for my dad here are some elephant jokes

Q:Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red?
A:So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Well it must work pretty good then.

Q:Why did the elephant eat a candle?
A:It wanted a light dinner.

Q: How do elephants communicate?
A: They talk on the elephone.

Q: Who weighs 6000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant

Q: Wha't big and grey and can fly straight up?
A: An elecopter.

Q: What do elephants do for entertainment?
A: Watch elevision.

Q: How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Look for his footprints in the cheesecake.

Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Look for two sets of footprints side by side.

Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.

Q: How many giraffes will fit in the refrigerator?
A: None: there are already too many elephants in there.

Q: How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagon Beetle?
A: Open the door, insert elephant, close door.

Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a Volkswagon?
A: Two in the front and two in the back

Q: How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?
A: There is a Volkswagon parked outside with 3 elephants in it.

Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a refrigerator?
A: Put 4 elephants in one Volkswagon, put four elephants in another Volkswagon, and put the two Volkswagons in the refrigerator.

Q: But two Volkswagons won't fit in a refrigerator.
A: There were two elephants in there, and a Volkswagon isn't as big as an elephant!

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and an elephant.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins.

Q: Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
A: So he wouldn't be recognized.

Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark sunglasses.

Q: What did the cat say to the elephant?
A: Meow.

Q: Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
A: Oops, sorry, no Polish jokes allowed.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Q: But there aren't any elephants in the strawberry patch!
A: See, their camoflauge is working.

Q: How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
A: Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.

Q: What if I don't want to wait 50 years?
A: Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.

Q: How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
A: Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.

Q: Why are alligators long and flat?
A: They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.

Q: What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
A: About 3000 miles.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
A: If you don't know, I hope you don't do the grocery shopping!

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why did the Frenchman sprinkle salt on the road?
A: To keep elephants away.

Q: But there are no elephants in France.
A: See, it's working!

Q: What do you do with a blue elephant?
A: Cheer him up.

Q: Where is the best place to see a herd of charging elephants?
A: On elevision.

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.