Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without any ears.

When the mother and baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the new baby. Before they left the house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him, and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears, or even SAID the word ears, he would get the spanking of his life when they got back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked into the crib, he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thankyou Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose, and REALLY beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes," the mother replied. "We are so thankful, the doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh** outta luck if he needed glasses!"