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bob sent me this:
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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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