Iamon lyme: Biden looks like he has makeup. Or he's holding his breath.

Artful Dodger: "Biden looks like he has makeup."

The area showing Biden has been airbrushed... an old school touch up job, hardly worth mentioning.

"Or he's holding his breath."

Naaa... he always looks like that.

Iamon lyme: Did you hear that the US govt is buying hundreds of thousands of rounds of hollow point bullets? Even the US National weather service is buying. Who they gonna shoot?

Artful Dodger: "Who they gonna shoot?"

Maybe we shouldn't be talking so much here, it could be one of us. I mean, it could be you... I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Ya hear that, G men? It's not me you want... it's HIM!

Iamon lyme: Nobody wants me

Artful Dodger: Oh stop crying, ya big ape. er, uh, I mean, little ape.

There, there, come on now... it's going to be okay!

Iamon lyme: hahaha this icon actually looks like me. Or I it. Cept I'm fatter.

Artful Dodger: "hahaha this icon actually looks like me."

I thought you might do that. In fact I was hoping you do that... that little crying monkey was freaking me out.

Iamon lyme: The monkey is harmless. Most days.

Artful Dodger: "The monkey is harmless. Most days."

I know that, but for some reason I had the same feeling when one of my kids would cry... when they were little. At most oldest daughters birthday party someone said she was middle age now. Middle age? If she's middle age, then what about me? So I called my dad, and he said "Yeah, you're an old man."

When did THAT happen????

Iamon lyme: Oh crap! I meant to say "At my oldest daughters", not "At most oldest daughters..."

Good thing none of them come here to see what I'm saying... at least I don't think any of them are. I'm going to have to call my Dad again... maybe he knows what I should do.

Iamon lyme: It took me 60 years to get this old. I could have done it earlier but was too busy being young and immature.

Artful Dodger: "... was too busy being young and immature"

That's reminds me, we better saying something political or we could lose our street cred. Hold on a sec while I take a quick look...

Okay then, the bionic woman is not real, just a fictional character. Darn it, I was hoping she was real. So now I need to say something equally significant... Gilligan's island was filmed in Hawaii, so they weren't lost. It was all a hoax to entice viewers to tune in.

Next point... Not everyone in academia is throwing their support to Obama. Big deal, not everyone supported him the first time around. Those in academia and other members of the 'intelligentsia' who didn't speak up before are speaking up now. Big freakin whoop, I didn't say much the first time around either. But Obama should keep in mind that union thugs aren't the only bad asses out there... you don't want to cross paths with a gang of enraged geeks, wielding sharpened no. 2 pencils and ready to draw blood... it's enough to make a union thug's blood run cold.

Obama must be freaking out about all this. Where's all the love and high fives he was getting the first time? It's as though they've all turned against him. Obama is the only one whose feet are firmly planted on the ground, it's everyone else who are being mean and fickle minded and pissy towards him... and for no reason!

Iamon lyme: Yah but ya gotta love the Newsweek article. That's gotta hurt since they were so in favor of him after his election. Not so much now.

And the bionic woman is real. You can get one online for....um, nevermind.