Well it all started back
About a week or two
I bought this instant Wonder Glue.
I'd seen it work on TV and I just had to try me some.



Well when I got home
I spilled the stuff
And I reached for a towel to wipe it up,
And that towel stuck to my hand like another thumb.



And as if that wasn't trouble enough,
Here come Rover chasing Fluff,


And that cat jumped up
And stuck right to my knee.



(He doesn't have a knee!)

Well I reached down to hold the dog away
And I touched his ear and that's where my hand stayed
And he lit out a yelping dragging the cat and me.



Well running through the house
We knocked the bird cage down




And the parakeet got loose and was flying all around
And finally landed and stuck to the top of my head



And I was tryin' to be careful, but I just wasn't able
And we were stickin' to ashtrays, lamps n tables
And I was wishin' that I had bought a roll
Of Duct Tape instead.



Well I finally fell exhausted into a chair
And then you came in and found me there
With the bird on my head and my hand on the dog
And the cat stuck to my knee,



And you said the scene looked
Heaven sent that I looked like a man perfectly content
A regular St. Francis of Asissi.
And before I could stop you, You laid a big kiss on me.



Now Honey, I'm stuck on you.
Yes I'm stuck on you,
I'm stuck to the dog
And stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.


Ever since I bought that tube of
Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me
And now I'm stuck on you.

Well I got to thinkin' sittin' there that day.
How did they make that stuff anyway,
I mean there must be workers
Stuck all over the factory.

I bet there's shoes on the floor and shirts on the walls
And hat's on the ceiling and all up and down the halls
Why just gettin' this stuff in the tube
Has got to be a miracle to see.





Now if we could ever make it to the telephone
And get the paramedics out to our home
Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog
And the cat and the parakeet




And as soon as we're all healed up enough
We're gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuff
And for revenge we'll put instant Wonder Glue
On all their toilet seats



Hee Hee Hee ...


Until then I'm stuck on you,
Yes I'm stuck on you,
I'm stuck to the dog
And stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.
Ohhh, I'm stuck on you, yes I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat
And stuck to the parakeet too.

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.