No I meant real chessproblems,here are some examples (from "Die Schwalbe"):

Checkmate #2

helpmate h#

selfmate s#

Do you mean like this?

Mate in 268

Mate in 202

Solutions are here:

solutions

Okay something "on topic": Does anybody know or can compose a chessproblem with the new pieces?
But attention,in the literature the new pieces rook/knight and bishop/knight sometimes have other names as "chancellor" or "archbishop".
I am interested to see an othodox problem with a nice checkmate in x moves (but not from a played game!),an "helpmate" (Black moves and plays together with White with the goal to checkmate Black`s king)
or a "selfmate" (White moves and forces Black`s pieces to checkmate W`s king,although he don`t want).
I´m curious if anybody has to offer something!:-)

how about posting something on topic, Thad? I've tried, but no one seems to want to talk about Gothic Chess here. Might as well talk about something..

OK, already. No problem. Your wish is my command. I hope this helps with your concerns and pain.

especially as this cheap slapstick is just a remake from hours ago at general chat.
but I'm still co-operative. I shall clean up a bit voluntarily, as soon as he's removed
entirely - happened today on general in no time even without butting in by non-topics. ~*~

do you have to shout ?
unlike you we are not hard of reading. quit grouping me with that
instict-driven troublemaker who suffers rabies periodicly, GOT ME ?? ~*~

And get the math teacher a glass of water -- sorry couldn't resist ;) -- Kerry on ! LoL

Hey Dano, being the joker......means exclusivity, no one else on the deck with same value :oD

WOULD THE MODERATOR PLEASE PUT AN END TO THE BARAGE OF OFF-TOPIC POSTS FROM DANOSCHEK & QUOUSQUE!!!

Thad

it's only me who makes it worth buying. *moan* big deal
- any own qualities are hard to develop, sucking is easier ... ~*~

we can guess at that one

Everyone who sent their pictures in for the Gothic deck of cards, thanks. I will be printing them soon [and wait till you see the joker's picure.]

*bites tongue* LOL

Wow, any kind of medal in chess is good for me! (Even if I DO have to go down for it! [I'm kidding!!])

shut up coward - it's documented who happens to be the cheater *kick* ~*~

So you want Gothic Vortex on your machine, or else you won't play me? [laughs]

Chicken.

but the day will come. ~*~

Dano, want to play a game of Gothic Chess with me?

and some went down to it before 32. ~*~

And the danochicken reappears, covered with his own muck.

still the bugreport remains ignored - as the topic also ...

1. August 2004, 18:46:40


your diffuse puberty rituals of fixative proving whatever are as low as your
board-habits - why not answer to the topic questions here ? btw calling a cheater
a cheater is a definition, it's no insult either, so you better don't demand reports.
Although you have not apologized for your poor performance silly me presumed a courtesy
of leaving it behind. Of course we know why indeed you sulk about going away - it's easy chicken out from true competition. I for my part won't feel pelled to having hectic games with running rabbits - no game until licence is renewed. Due to my precious reward as serious
player I prefer to brag only with complete games - if feeling urged to such, anyway ... ~*~ 0:)

Quo - I can't begin to imagine the kind of life you must lead to make you have to resort to posting something the PushPin Boy at National Geographic HQ might conceive in his time between searching for pennies in office cushions and cleaning the lavatory.

No offense of course. Just incredibly sad to see someone waste themselves like that -- Take some advice, Get help at Charter, and if you can't get help at Charter, please, get help somewhere!

For those who missed the dialog on General before the Monkey hid it.

hide this monkey

I also lasted 32 moves with Gothic in my only game over a year ago. Then again, I think I lost in about 8 - the remaining 24 moves was me just running around. :-)

in 32 with Gothic.

ohhhh beeee-have!

here we go.......

Harley went down??? LMAO

Harley went down in 18, Bwildman in 19, and Stevie in 20. Guess Stevie gets the Gold medal, Bwildman the Silver, Harley the Bronze.

I think a nude championship would suit.

That sounds like a very cool idea to put all of the games played on brainking on gothic vortex.

the joker only ... 0:)
6. August 2004, 09:07:41
makes it worth buying - as he witnessed - good night ... ~*~

Just one too many 9's actually. One of the 10's was Danochicken, and he is the JOKER of the deck.

GI (or QU),

Why does your deck of cards have five 9s, five 10s and 54 cards total? Just wondering. ;-)

One of the projects I will be working on with Fencer is the creation of a pgn database of all games of Gothic Chess played here on BrainKing. These game will be tied into a database engine bundled with the version of Gothic Vortex coming out in December.

As you move on the Gothic Chess board from within votrex, a scrolling list of ALL PLAYERS who have been in the same position will automatically appear below the board. You can either continue playing on the Gothic Board just to view who else has done the moves, or you can click on a game, and automatically pick up where they left off.

As you move back and forth in their game, again, the list would conitnue to build below the board, showing everyone who has ever been in the same position. You can go from game-to-game-to game forever and always see who has done what.

I am offering players the opporunity to have their names appear in the database window as other than their BK handles, if they want.

Let me know via email at GothicChessInfo@aol.com if this interests you.

would not have written 'stupor omnes animos E.Tis tenet'
instead rather 'stupor animos E.Tis tenet omnina' ... ~*~

Spoken like a true chicken.

[puts Danochicken on permanent ignore.]

Have a nice life, jackass.

Here is his decline of my offer to play a game

Here is the invite, 4 days per move

Now everyone can ignore danochicken.

please direct your lawyers toward the commonly known plagiators. Although my wording
was for emphasis only, I'd keep it up with the hedgehogs indeed, while my politically
correct opinion is documented nicely and visible here under 'mobber-attack phase 1 ... ~*~ :D

LOL:)

I vehemently protest against the misuse of the term "rabbit", members of a courageous race who regularly have to withstand the onslaught of raving turtles !!!

still the bugreport remains ignored - as the topic also ...

1. August 2004, 18:46:40


your diffuse puberty rituals of fixative proving whatever are as low as your
board-habits - why not answer to the topic questions here ? btw calling a cheater
a cheater is a definition, it's no insult either, so you better don't demand reports.
Although you have not apologized for your poor performance silly me presumed a courtesy
of leaving it behind. Of course we know why indeed you sulk about going away - it's easy chicken out from true competition. I for my part won't feel pelled to having hectic games with running rabbits - no game until licence is renewed. Due to my precious reward as serious
player I prefer to brag only with complete games - if feeling urged to such, anyway ... ~*~ 0:)

Since I know I can beat you, I challenged you. If you thought you could win, you would have accepted.

You ran, like the rabbit you post about so often.

L-O-S-E-R

Scared Dano? Scared to lose for the 4th time?

After so much deleting of your chicken posts ? Obsession makes it possible - oh yeah
And that was indeed a laughter ? - I would have recognized only a diffuse spasm ... ~*~

Dano is the chicken. He declined to play me. (laughs at him)

Danoschek, the running rabbit.

if only the soil would become more fertile everytime rumpelstiltskin danced ... *sigh* ~*~

I had taken it as the same hollow swelling like all night long. not serious i.e.
but indeed I got an invitation to a game meanwhile and here my appropriate reply:

--------------------------------------------

oh black for me ? how generous,
looks like a chicken challenge
- not acceptable - you'll never
know when it hits you, as I shall
determine the conditions, next time.

... - b4 eye 4get R U hard of reading ?
--------------------------------------------------- ~*~

Spoken like a true chicken.