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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



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No jokes of a sexual nature

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7. marca 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
Subjekt: funny vehicle problem

28. júla 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. júla 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more funny signs

8. júla 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
Subjekt: out in the cornfield

7. júla 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
Subjekt: what crossed the road?
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (7. júla 2006, 03:27:33)
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. júla 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
Subjekt: signs of the times2

4. júla 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
Subjekt: cookie humour?

16. júna 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: signs of the times

12. júna 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
Subjekt: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. júna 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. júna 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: snorkies

8. júna 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. mája 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. mája 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (12. mája 2006, 20:38:03)

11. mája 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more funny fotos
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (11. mája 2006, 16:55:45)

9. mája 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
Subjekt: funny fotos

25. apríla 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
Subjekt: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. apríla 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
Subjekt: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (24. apríla 2006, 20:48:58)

24. apríla 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (24. apríla 2006, 20:49:32)
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. apríla 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
Subjekt: this is funny

17. apríla 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. apríla 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
Subjekt: no comment

14. apríla 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
Subjekt: this is on my shopping list now

14. apríla 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. apríla 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
Subjekt: hey ScarletRose

6. marca 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. marca 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. februára 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
Subjekt: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. februára 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
Subjekt: have you heard the curly shuffle
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (2. februára 2006, 02:46:42)
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. januára 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (2. februára 2006, 02:47:13)

21. januára 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. decembra 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
Subjekt: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (2. februára 2006, 02:51:22)

20. decembra 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
Subjekt: santa humour
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (2. februára 2006, 02:56:29)

4. decembra 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
Subjekt: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. novembra 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. novembra 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
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There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
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An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. novembra 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
Subjekt: blonde jokies

18. novembra 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
Subjekt: he he he

16. novembra 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. novembra 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. októbra 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
--
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. októbra 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. októbra 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. októbra 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. októbra 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. októbra 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
Subjekt: 8^\

16. októbra 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. októbra 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
Subjekt: chuckle

12. októbra 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. októbra 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re:
Zmenené užívateľom nobleheart (12. októbra 2005, 02:59:11)
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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