BrainKing - Diskusné kluby (Jokes)

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Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

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17. marca 2010, 05:52:48

Markgm

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Subjekt: Why did the chicken cross the road?

I think that when asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", that we must first ask if it is a whole, live chicken, or just a piece of chicken. Secondly, and where it is a whole, live chicken, I think that we should ask, seriously, if it is a sentient being, capable even of knowing that there is a road. And thirdly, I think we should face the profound dilemma that we may then find ourselves in; that we are not chickens.

17. marca 2010, 12:42:41

Purple

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Subjekt: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Markgm:Obviously the chicken was running from Colonel Sanders. Wise choice.

17. marca 2010, 14:37:01

Markgm

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Subjekt: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You know, I forgot to ask if the chicken propels itself.
I would think if would have to be live, and whole enough to propel itself to consider the question any further.