NOT a floosie: I don't care what you think is the safest - just get your backside out of there. You know as well as I do that these things have a nasty habit of being predictably unpredictable. They can change course at any time.
GET TO BADDY'S. I know, I know.... a giant swirling mass of hot air and noise, but that's baddy for you.
Every threat I made on the phone concerning your godson still stands. Shocking pink with sequins and tassles is just the start.

So you see, you don't really have a choice. GET OUT NOW!

*I've just worked out an intricate and detailed route for you to follow from your place in Florida to baddy's place in Texas:

Go to Jacksonville and turn left.

I also discovered you have to go on Interstate 10!
Remember, if you're stopped for speeding on I10 don't make the same mistake I did.