<A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
> > His friends plead with him to let them take him home.
> > He says no - he only lives a mile away. About five
> > blocks from party, the police pull him over for
> > weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
> >
> > Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a
> > notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a
> > block away. The police tell the party animal to stay
> > put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and
> > run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and
> > waits and finally decides to drive home.
> >
> > When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to
> > bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him
> > that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
> >
> > A few hours later the police knock on the door.
> >
> > They ask if Mr. X lives there and his wife says yes.
> > They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed
> > with the flu and has been so all day. The police have
> > his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she
> > asks why.

> > They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to
> > the garage and opens the door and there sits their
> > police car, lights still flashing.
> >
> > True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
> >
> >