<Happy Holidays!!
>
> Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
> trip...but
> there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee
> elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was
> beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
>
> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed
> Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
> of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were
out;
> heaven knows where to... More Stress!
>
> Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the
> toy
> bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated, Santa
> went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he
went
> to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and there was
> nothing
> to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
> hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
> broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
>
> Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He
> opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
> tree.
>
> The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?"
>
> And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the
> Christmas tree