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Animals

this is a board that talks about issues concerning animals...your own pets as well as animal rights,alerts,bills before congress that need our attention.This is a family board but as abuse cases may be posted it may not always be for the sensitive readers.Please be kind to each other,thanks!

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31. 五月 2007, 03:02:27

Papa Zoom

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题目: I hope jokes are ok on this forum :)

A famous art collector
is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk
from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He
recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he
walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two
dollars.

The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you
could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me
from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

31. 五月 2007, 03:26:09