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20. 七月 2007, 19:38:36
wetware 
题目: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!

HERE'S A STORY FROM THE L.A. TIMES ABOUT A DOG THAT COULD USE SOME TRAINING IN FINANCIAL MATTERS!



 



DEBBIE HULLEMAN'S DOG PEPPER HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GNAW ON LIPSTICK AND MUNCH ON SHAMPOO BOTTLES. BUT PEPPER GOT HULLEMAN INTO A REAL MESS AFTER GOBBLING NEARLY $750.



"THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST," HULLEMAN SAID THURSDAY, RECALLING HOW SHE POKED THROUGH VOMIT AND DOG PILES IN THE YARD.



HULLEMAN HAD ASKED HER MOTHER IN OAKDALE, MINN., TO TAKE CARE OF PEPPER AND HER OTHER DOG LAST MONTH WHILE SHE AND HER HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION. PEPPER, AN 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK LABRADOR-GERMAN SHORTHAIR, GOT INTO A PURSE BELONGING TO HER MOTHER'S FRIEND AND CHEWED THE CASH FROM AN ENVELOPE.



HULLEMAN'S MOTHER RECOVERED SOME OF THE MONEY THAT PEPPER SPIT OUT. BUT WHEN HULLEMAN RETURNED AND WENT TO CLEAN UP HER DOGS' MESS OUTSIDE, SHE SAW A $50 BILL HANGING FROM ONE PILE.



THE CHORE OF SORTING THROUGH DOG FECES NETTED ABOUT $400, SAID HULLEMAN, 50. BETWEEN THAT AND OTHER BILLS THAT PEPPER HAD EITHER VOMITED OR SIMPLY CHEWED ON, THE FAMILY RECOVERED $647.



THEY SWAPPED THE SOILED MONEY FOR FRESH CURRENCY AT A BANK. "I SOAKED IT AND STRAINED IT AND RINSED IT," HULLEMAN SAID.


20. 七月 2007, 19:43:35
The Col 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
wetware:

20. 七月 2007, 19:58:47
SEAWOLF2 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy:
HELLO THERE JIM! CAN'T REALLY SEE YOUR SMILEY, BUT I ASSUME
IT'S GAGGING??? LOL!!! I HAVE
TO ADMIT THAT RECOVERING THE
SNATCHED CASH MUST HAVE BEEN
A HORRIBLE TASK! IT HAPPENS
MORE OFTEN THAN YOU MIGHT THINK TOO! LOL! I HAD A FRIEND WITH A WEIMARANER THAT AT A $600 CHECK
ONCE! THE OWNER HAD TO CALL THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE ORIGINAL CHECK AND ASK THEM TO VOID THE OLD ONE AND REISSUE A NEW ONE.
NEEDLESS TO SAY THE PERSON WHO
HAD WRITTEN THE CHECK HAD A QUITE A LAUGH WHEN THEY HEARD WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO THE FIRST
CHECK! LOL!!!

20. 七月 2007, 20:09:43
The Col 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
SEAWOLF2: I ONCE HAD A POODLE CALLED STRUDEL.HE ONCE ATE OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY,BUT HE STAYED AWAY FROM THE MONEY

20. 七月 2007, 21:32:08
SEAWOLF2 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy:

OH MY! HE DIDN'T GET THE BONES TOO DID HE???? MORE DOGS DIE FROM EATING COOKED BONES, AND IN PARTICULAR CHICKEN OR TURKEY
BONES! THE COOKED BONES ARE VERY BRITTLE AND SPLINTER WHEN EATEN AND USUALLY WIND UP PERFORATING THE INTESTINES CAUSING THE DOG TO DIE OF INTERNAL HEMORAGGHING. IT'S NOT A PLEASANT DEATH BY ANY MEANS!
WAS THAT A STANDARD POODLE, OR ONE OF THE SMALLER ONES, JIM?
I HAD A TOY POODLE ONCE THAT
WAS TOTALLY FEARLESS AND WOULD TAKE ON ANY DOG OR OTHER ANIMAL
THAT CAME ONTO THE PROPERTY. LOL! SILLY LITTLE DOG... BRAVE, YES, BUT VERY SILLY! LOL!!

20. 七月 2007, 22:08:02
The Col 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
SEAWOLF2: HE WAS A STANDARD APRICOT POODLE.WE WERE ALL SITTING AT THE TABLE WHEN HE DID HIS DEED.WE FOUND THE TURKEY ON THE FLOOR AS HE WAS FEASTING ON IT.HE HAD YET TO REACH ANY BONES.

20. 七月 2007, 22:38:06
Eriisa 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy: LOL!!! HE JUST WANTED HIS SHARE TOO!

20. 七月 2007, 22:44:24
The Col 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Eriisa: NEEDLESS TO SAY,THE TRYPTOPHAN SENT HIM OFF TO DREAMLAND IN A VERY SHORT TIME,PROBABLY BEFORE OUR SUBSTITUTE CHINESE FOOD ARRIVED

21. 七月 2007, 01:00:26
Bernice 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy: ummmmm....sorry Hun....what is tryptophan? I hope it isnt a death drug, cause it wsnt the dogs fault, you should have had the turkey in a safer place, than the table waaaaaah

21. 七月 2007, 06:55:44
The Col 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Bernice: Other than a bad tummy he was fine

21. 七月 2007, 07:03:56
srnity 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy: Other than the bellyache, he was probably in glorious doggie-euphoria What dog doesn't "dream" of eating the WHOLE turkey, instead of just scraps, I know mine would give it a go if given the chance?!

21. 七月 2007, 07:13:01
Papa Zoom 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
srnity:  yeah, what dog wouldn't?  Probably thought it was heaven.  for the moment.

21. 七月 2007, 01:38:12
SEAWOLF2 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
Jim Dandy:

LOL!! OH, JIM.... DON'T TELL
ME YOU LOST YOUR TURKEY TO THE APRICOT "STRUDEL"??? LOL!!!

AND TRYPTOPHAN IS A CHEMICAL
COMPOUND IN TURKEY THAT IS KNOWN FOR IT'S SEDATIVE EFFECTS. IT'S NOT A DRUG PER SE BUT IT DOES MAKE ONE DROWSY IN THE SAME WAY ANTIHISTAMINES DO.
DIDN'T YOU EVER NOTICE HOW SLOW AND SLUGGISH EVERYONE GETS AFTER A BIG TURKEY DINNER? THE TRYPTOPHAN IS PARTLY TO BLAME FOR THAT.... THE QUANTITY OF FOOD WE ALL EAT DURING THE BIG
HOLIDAYS IS THE OTHER HALF OF THAT EQUATION. LOL!!! 8^)

20. 七月 2007, 19:53:23
SEAWOLF2 
题目: Re: HELLO AGAIN, SEAWOLF2!
wetware:

YES, I'D HEARD THAT STORY ON THE NATIONAL NEWS! LOL!! PAPER MONEY WHEN SWALLOWED IS NOT USUALLY A PROBLEM, BUT HAD THE DOG GOTTEN INTO COIN MONEY IT COULD HAVE BEEN DEADLY! PENNIES IN PARTICULAR ARE TOXIC DUE TO THE COPPER CONTENT IN THEM. BUT ALL COINS COULD POSE A PROBLEM IF IT CREATED AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE! THIS FAMILY NEEDS TO TEACH THEIR DOG THE MEANING OF "NO" AND "DROP IT" BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF INTO A MORE DEADLY SITUATION IN THE FUTURE.

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