Iamon lyme: Lemon Lime, if you buy a new watch and it doesn't work because the battery was dead. And then you open the back to see what size the battery is, and because the back isn't properly fitted, the screwdriver you're holding slips and you stab yourself in your face. The screwdriver, now stuck in your face, because of the faulty watch, hurts and is bleeding like a sieve. The blood falls on the floor making it slippery. You get up to call 911 and slip on your blood from the wound caused by the screwdriver that you used to open the back of the watch that was new but didn't work because of the dead battery and you fall backwards. You fall hard on the back of your head and lay there in your own blood. Now you have a concision, a screwdriver stuck in your face, blood squirting out of the wound, and all because of a faulty fitting watch back. When you finally get to the phone, you are full of blood. The blood caused the key pads on the phone to stick and not work properly. You dial 911 but get directory assistance. Try as you might, you can't dial 911 because the blood is now all over the phone. You scream and a neighbor comes in to help but slips on the blood and hits his head. He's unconscious. But when he falls his phone falls out. Now the blood on your hands are dry and you're able to dial. But his phone is dead. YOu crawl to the street screaming for help. Rushed to the hospital, you nearly die.

Who should you sue? Will your neighbor sue you? Will you sue your neighbor? Will you have Cheerios for breakfast? If a dog barks like a seal, is it still a dog? Does any of this make sense?