(V): Hey, don't hate us just because we're gorgeous!

It's been so long ago now that I've forgotten what it tastes like. It probably made me gassy, but everything I eat does that so it's not really relevant or even worth mentioning... Obama is an incompetent moron.

Iamon lyme: Is that because of the horse meat? ;P

"but everything I eat does that so it's not really relevant or even worth mentioning"

Not if my idea of an eco green fart deposit station gets off the ground!! :)

I plan to get Parliament 'tubed up' next week.... so many people sitting for hours... .... ....

Beck is a fraud!!!

(V): I don't listen to beck. I like http://www.marklevinshow.com/home.asp and http://www.michaelmedved.com/ with a special affinity towards http://www.dennisprager.com/.

Don't pick on them or else!

Artful Dodger: Dennis Prager statements could apply to all major parties in the USA.. replace lefty with righty and no-one would know the difference.

I pick on that point.

At least you don't have a situation where you've got Silvio Berlusconi running again. You'd think being on trial for sex with underage prostitutes and tax fraud would mean he ineligible.

(V): I'd know the difference. But give me some examples of his statements.

Artful Dodger: nooo.... I'll pick some sentences and put one or two of his in the mix.

(V): Hey did ya watch the hippo fart?

Artful Dodger: "Hey did ya watch the hippo fart?"

Yep... watched AND heard him.

Iamon lyme: It shook my computer!

Artful Dodger: Did you see what his tail was doing? It looked like a propeller!

Iamon lyme: fertilizer spreader

Artful Dodger: Reminds me of this incident. It was a live TV children's show :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Cj2TtFd_E

Artful Dodger: No... the link was a mobile version...didna work.

(V): [ No... the link was a mobile version...didna work. ]

Didn't work for me either, so I copied and pasted the title... World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo ...into the youtube search engine and it took me to the video.

(V): "...my idea of an eco green fart deposit station..."

What?!?!? Harvesting green farts was MY idea!! I knew I should have patented it, but I was afraid the Chinese would steal my idea once they found out about it.

My next project is to make and capture rainbow colored farts...

Iamon lyme: I can do blue or red farts and if I squeeze fast they join together for purple.

Artful Dodger: No kidding, you would be surprised at some of the "technology" that has been pirated by the 'you know who'... It's not just the high end stuff. A few years ago someone in California went to court to sue (to sue who, the Chinese government?) over a particular type of packing material and design he developed for packaging electronics. He discovered the same packaging material and design was showing up in US markets, but it wasn't his stuff.

But that's not what I wanted to talk about. I had something important to say about farts, but if we keep this up they might have to rename this the Gorgeous Men Farts board.

Iamon lyme:

Iamon lyme: I've already patented a removal of nappy mess system. I bought a load of non used mechanical meat stripping machines (the ones who strip meat of carcases) to recover baby poo. Then it is processed into fertiliser.

(V): yep I did. But I know better now!