A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,was nervous so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." "Well," he spoofed, "there's
a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves
and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh,
well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion
of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was
just envisioning how condoms are made!" Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!