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26. 十月 2004, 18:58:29
Brian1971 
题目: Little Johnny
In school one day the teacher decided that in
science class she would teach about materials;
So she stood in the front of the class and said,
"Children, if you could have one raw material in
the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would
want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money
and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because
platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy
a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little
Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would
want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two
bags of it and you should see all the sports cars
outside our house!!

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