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13. 四月 2005, 21:54:27
rabbitoid 
题目: political education
rabbitoid修改(29. 八月 2005, 22:35:30)
Little Johnny comes home from school with a request for his father:



"Dad, I need to do a homework about politics and how government works. Can you help me?"



"Sure, that's easy", says the father. "It's sufficient to compare the government and society with our family:

I'm the money earner, call me the capitalist.

Your mom manages the family and spends the money: she's the government.

Your nanny works for us, she's the working class.

You are the people.

Your little brother George is the future generation.

Have you got all that?"



"Yes, I think so", answers little Johnny.



During the night, Little Johnny is awakened by George, who is crying. He gets up and sees that George needs to be changed. He goes to his parents' room and tries to wake his mother, but she's fast asleep. His dad isn't in bed. He goes to look for the nanny and finds his father deep... ah... in conversation with her. In the meanwhile George has calmed down, so Johnny goes back to sleep.



Next day at breakfast, Johnny tells his father:



"Dad, I now understand all about politics!"



"Really? What do you make of it?



"It's simple. I understand that capitalism screws the working class while the government's asleep, deaf to the calls of the people and happy to leave the future generation in s****!"

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