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14. 七月 2005, 18:39:49

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题目: Stealing Dresses

Judge: "You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?"

Defendent: "Yes, your honor."

Judge: "What did you steal?"

Defendent: "A dress, Your Honor."

Judge: "One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!"

Defendent: "Well, your Honor, you see the first three times my wife didn't like the color."