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23. 二月 2006, 17:00:28
Summertop 
题目: Hmmm
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is



700,000.



(B) Deaths attended by Physicians



per year are



120,000.



(C) Deaths per physician



is



0.171.



Statistics courtesy of



U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.



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Now think about this:



Guns:



(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.



is



80,000,000.



(Yes, that's 80 million..)



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accidental gun deaths



per year, all age groups,



is



1,500.



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The number of accidental deaths



per gun owner



is



.000188



Statistics courtesy of FBI



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So, statistically, doctors are approximately



9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.



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Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."



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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,



BUT



ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.



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Please alert your friends



to this



alarming threat.



We must ban doctors



before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!



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Out of concern for the public at large,



I have withheld the statistics on



lawyers



for fear the shock would cause



people to panic and seek medical attention.

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