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27. 二月 2010, 03:07:00
pgt 
题目: Getting old is so much fun!
A group of 40-year-olds discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally they agree to meet at Mario’s restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally they agree to meet at Mario’s because the food there is very good and the wine selection isn’t bad.

Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group once again agrees to meet at Mario’s because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again agrees to meet at Mario’s because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again agrees to meet at Mario’s because they have never been there before!

27. 二月 2010, 12:44:57
Purple 
题目: Re: Getting old is so much fun!
pgt: The up side of being 80 is that all your enemies are dead...including the doctors who told you to quit smoking.

28. 二月 2010, 02:15:42
Mélusine 
题目: Re: Getting old is so much fun!
Purple: Oh yes !

28. 二月 2010, 02:15:23
Mélusine 
题目: Re: Getting old is so much fun!
pgt: Very good !

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