An inspirational speaker once said:

“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

The audience was in shock until he added: “She was my mother.”

A big round of applause and laughter followed!
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A daring husband tried this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife:

“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

He then paused to recall the second line of the speaker.

By the time he gained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from a broken temple!

MORAL: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!!!