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20. 五月 2004, 10:17:18
harley 
题目: definitions
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Seagull Manager - A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything, and then leaves.

Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Starter Marriage - A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

G.O.O.D. Job - A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

20. 五月 2004, 13:46:48
Purple 
题目: Re: definitions
More truth than poetry Harley. LOL

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