Adam noticed something on his body that was different than Eve's. In fact, he noticed it had this interesting dynamic property as well, under the right circumstances. One day, Eve was sauntering by him quite sexily, Adam saw her...then he held up his arm in a protective manner and said:
"Stay back Eve! I am not sure yet how big this thing will get!"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was
going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."
God said,
"This person will cook for you and wash your clothes,
she will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will
not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was
wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have
a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed."