I'm sorry, ellieoop, but I've banned you for posting a silly message on a non-silly board. However, if you post two non-silly messages on silly boards then the degree of non-silliness must be in direct proportion to the level of silliness contained in your most silly post of all time, which, I feel sure, that will be extremely silly and would be worthy of Mr Silly who went to the University of Silliness and studied under Professor Absurdly Ridiculous and only then will I unban you from your silly post on this non-silly board although you must comply with the rules of silliness and non-silliness of all silly and non-silly fellowships unless the Big Boss is certifiably silly and has a silly certificate to prove his/her silliness (preferably framed in a suitable silly polka dot frame with orangey bits).