They say that I’m a loser
And perhaps that may be true
Since I don’t have a lot of friends
And my interests are but few

I’m not a worldly person
Well versed in social graces
So I prefer Brainking at home
Than go to public places

I don’t go out to parties
Or places where you dance
And I haven’t had a date in years
Brainking has more romance

People always make me nervous
Because I’m rather shy
Lacking in the confidence
To be a stand up guy

I’m not a very clever man
Nor can I tell a joke
I’m neither tall or handsome
And I always am flat broke

I have no sense of humor
Or talent to create
Is it any wonder then
I need a Brainking mate

In spite of all that I am not
I never get depressed
For I’ve accepted who I am
Being second best

They say that I’m a loser
"It is the truth" I Cried
Because I have a Brainking life
And never go outside


Written by Jameshird